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IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« on: May 01, 2008, 01:16:26 AM »
Welcome to IdleRPG " A Pilgrims Progress or Lack OF "

Here in IdleRPGland We IDLE HARDCORE
We have to, there aint many of us hehehe

I dunno what genius invented this game, frankly i don't give a damn.
I love it.
As for him, the creator, he's no different from the others in here.
If he drops by to play and i beat him in battle, i'll rip out and devour, his still beating heart.
He can watch if he wants as he slumps to the ground, to the sound of the blood squelching and dripping all around.

Now then whats it all about thats what folks that dont know want to know, I dunno really.
but basicly you lounge around in idleness while you do stuff elsewhere, and have battles and quests and the like while you enjoy yourself..
pretty simple really..As for me i started to play then thought i'd do some sort of daily account of my day..
that was ok to a point but i got bored and then stoned, Then changed to the dark side slightly well kind of'ish...
much to the discust of yoda and obi bloody wan canhardly, who by the way don't approve of ripping out and eating still beating hearts.
Don't give in to the dark side they shouted as i gave them the finger and crossed over into the strange world of IdleRPG.
The game is played out on irc.chat4all.net, in the room #idlerpg.
It's played on some sort of grid system, lets not get technical tho,
a map and other info can be found here. http://chat4all.org/~fixato/irpg/
An introduction of my character can be found here http://forum.chat4all.net/index.php/topic,440.0.html
As you progress withn the game you will notice that for a start the time periods between increases in levels is short.
the higher your level longer it takes to reach the next,
the longer you stay online and idle the more chance you have of getting picked for a quest
completed quests are rewarded with a reduction in time to the next level for the participants in that quest.
Other stuff happens good and bad the rest is what you make it..So here goes mine..... :sleepy:
« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 04:02:24 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 01:56:47 PM »
We join my story quite someway in. The early days of my story are fast and sometimes confusing,
as i get my head around this land of idleness. I level up quickly, for a start, noticing that each time i level
more time is added to attain the next. Despite the lack of other players battles and challenges come at a steady,
But sometimes frantic pace.  :sleepy:
« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 04:03:06 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 09:10:38 PM »
My tale starts on April 30th 2008.
I start my life of idleness as, pariah the egg'ead.
We pick the story up as i'm trying to attain level 47.
My goal is far off in the distance,
I'm by nature a lazy, late sleeper, i love nothing more than my bed.
Besides the streets are not fully aired before midday, i breakfast on berries and a couple of coots eggs,
that i just happened to find in a nest in the reeds of the small brooke, nearby.
That done i get my first challenge of the day. pariah [335/399] has challenged cloontje [556/798] in combat and lost! 17 days, 18:20:21 is added to pariah's clock. I get my arse kicked good and proper for my troubles...This penalty leaves me dejected as my goal is ripped further from my grasp.
I must have done some pretty bad things in a previous life .Things that were probally worse than pulling whiskers from kittens  :sleepy:
« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 04:07:28 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 09:53:59 PM »
[21:53:28] <IdleRPG> pariah [267/399] has challenged Siiw [846/1065] in combat and lost! 23 days, 04:48:36 is added to pariah's clock.

Maybe you pulled one off Shiva?


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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2008, 03:04:48 PM »
I have over the last few days started to wonder if i was really bad in some previous life.
The levels i have attain so for seemed quite easy by comparision to this one.
The sky sudenly darkens and appears to split as i look up. I see the hand it's finger outstretched.
<~IdleRPG> Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pariah with fire,
slowing the heathen 22 days, 05:55:07 from level 47. Now thats not nice what did i do to deserve that...
<~IdleRPG> pariah reaches next level in 193 days, 08:59:10. I'm now convinced I did something really bad in a previous life..
they must have been very bad things probally worse than pulling whiskers from kittens hehe..
Next i get a chance to challenge Siiw this i loose and am penalised a further 23 days..
She says it serves me right and that the beating is in case i pulled one of Shiva's whiskers out....
Darkness falls over the land, i bed down for the the night, hoping for a long peacefull sleep....
   :sleepy:
« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 04:08:55 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2008, 08:00:52 PM »
The day starts early and fast dragged from sleep by the sound of foxman, we battle and i loose,
another 20 days is added to my clock.
This is later followed by another battle with Siiw. The lurker She lays in wait and ambushes you, leaving you no time to think.
In and out so fast...This costs me nearly twenty four days. This Siiw is a slippery customer,
she's also Wicked, Evil, very Pretty and Mostly Wins, after some time resting...ok then "hiding" i've eaten and tended my wounds.
i spy out Foxman and set me a little trap, the ambush works perfect, my prize forty one days off, at last i move a little closer to my goal.
The day continues i explore the lands, every now and then a challenge, but the final tally leaves me 60 days closer.
A final battle before nightfall I challenge Siiw, the outcome is bad, i have twelve days ripped from my grasp.  :sleepy:
« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 04:10:09 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2008, 03:00:50 AM »
 So Far Today has been pretty good. A couple of battles won
and a few days closer to the prize.Also winning a rare challenge from Siiw.
{08:05:2008:17:59} <~IdleRPG> Siiw [119/1065] has challenged pariah [330/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:28 is added to Siiw's clock.
This land has many hidden wonders, i rest by a small stream and just relax while the afternoon wanders on.
I soon drift off to sleep in heat of the sun, pulled futher under by birdsong and the gentle babbling of the stream. :sleepy:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 03:06:29 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2008, 02:00:39 PM »
[13:06:01] <IdleRPG> Siiw was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:42 towards level 85.
[13:06:01] <IdleRPG> Siiw reaches next level in 17 days, 05:47:05.

a what? Did the nymph push me?


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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2008, 02:59:52 PM »
oooh not seen that one before

i wanna nymph :sleepy:
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 08:11:58 PM »
Suddenly shocked from sleep by a redhot sharp pain in my hand. 
<~IdleRPG> pariah was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:14:07 towards level 47.
I don't complain at the prize, but did it have to be so painfull !!! Reflecting on this prize, i look for the spider
thinking maybe if it bites me again i'll get a little bit closer to the goal, it can't be found.
I've slept long this day, afternoon and evening have passed me by, night draws ever onward and i settle for the night.
My sleep haunted by thoughts of payback for todays gift.  :sleepy:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 03:09:39 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2008, 03:42:46 PM »
Waking from a troulbled sleep, i wash in the stream, have a breakfast of berries and leaves,
and reflect on my troubled night, i convince myself luck is with me and payback forgot to call.
This thought got further endosement, when i battered the clown and recieved 18 days as my just reward.
Closer still comes my goal though.  :sleepy:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 03:11:11 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 12:00:00 AM »
Today i feel i'm wading through mud, there are challenges aplenty but what i win with one, i loose with the next.
The Valar put in an appearance today. but i recieved no extra aid. The day gets no better or worse,
Tiredness gets the better of me and i make a small camp for the night..  :sleepy:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 03:13:05 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2008, 02:15:50 AM »
The morning comes too quickly and the day starts bad. I meet many warriors and make many challenges.
I move one pace onward and get beaten ten paces backwards. My ever elusive goal, slipping further and further from my grasp.
It is indeed a day of doom and gloom and plenty of woe.
 :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad: :sleepy:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 03:14:08 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2008, 06:24:08 PM »
It's starting to look like the others are conspiring against me
my current goal seems to be way out of my reach, and getting further away from me as each hour passes
I challenge Foxman and IdleRPG and loose both costing myself nearly twenty four days.
This day gets no better, i,m tired and dejected. camp is rough and ready, I'm to tired to care.
Sleep washes over me and i don't fight it....
  :sleepy: :sleep2:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 03:15:41 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...

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Re: IdleRPG a pilgrims progress
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2008, 02:23:31 PM »
I arise early from a night of strange and troubled sleep. Break camp and explore The Jow Botzi Territory.
The morning is clear yet cool and after a few hours i get my first challenge of the day against the Mighty Siiw.
The battle is long and enduring, a change from the usual hit and run. Victory is mine
and the prize thirty one handsome days closer to my goal, i leave the arena elated.
but there is this nagging thought that something around the couner is going to rob it back...
The day also brings a Quest, we move off and cover much ground by nightfall.
we make camp in the foothills of The Shahlil Mountains :sleepy:
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 03:17:12 PM by pariah »
Let those who crave power have it.
For the Meak will confiscate their weapons,
and they alone shall inherit the earth..
Howerver, first the meak need to grow man balls.
So it'll be awhile yet
Life's a bitch and then you Die, but I don't care coz I'm so High...