Funny quotes :)

[FiXato]

[2008-04-26 22:54:57] <-- tijgerken has left this server (Quit: Take my advise. I don't use it anyway).

And I believe this one's from me:

Why the fright? Follow me into the light! Just type /Quit ^^_ It's all I did!

[2004-11-26 - 18:22:59] * FiXato is now Away.. 6[Reason: Friday Night: shower, getting dressed, going out to After Forever -- Saturday: Shopping for presents, going to birthday of Nerock. Sunday : Back home6] -- [2004-11-26 - 18:33:35] <Johan> Fixato, het ontroert me dat er toch mensen met een sociaal leven op de chat zitten ^^

(translation of the latter Dutch part: 'FiXato, it touches me that there are still people with a social life on chat')

And something about the Unix/Linux utilities 'more' and 'less', which are used to read a file page by page:

<@FiXato-AFK> how big is your less binary and how big is your more binary?
<The_chuck> 28      /bin/more   100     less$ ls -ahl /usr/bin/less
<@FiXato-AFK> -rwxr-xr-x  1 root root 103K Mar 29  2004 /usr/bin/less
<@FiXato-AFK> $ ls -ahl /bin/more
<@FiXato-AFK> -rwxr-xr-x  1 root root 32K Nov 29  2004 /bin/more
<@tty> -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 140392 2006-03-13 19:33 /usr/bin/less
<@tty> -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 32712 2006-02-25 05:33 /bin/more
<@FiXato-AFK> so GentleGeeks, we must conclude that less is more!
or more is less than less

[2005-12-17 - 21:15:59] * @FiXato-AFK kisses Siiw on the cheeks!
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:03] <@Siiw> eek
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:05] <@Siiw> !
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:08] * +aQua kisses Siw on the other cheek
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:10] <+aQua> oh wait
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:12] <@FiXato-AFK> )
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:14] <@Siiw> uææ!
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:14] * @FiXato-AFK screams out loud: Do A Reality Check!
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:21] <@FiXato-AFK> other ? I kissed both!
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:23] <+aQua> fixato took them all for his own 
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:24] <@FiXato-AFK> or...
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:30] <@FiXato-AFK> what cheeks did you kiss....
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:35] * @Siiw goes and takes a shower 8) (and hopes she won't fall asleep in the bathroom)
[2005-12-17 - 21:16:36] <+aQua> uææææææ!

[2005-12-22 - 23:37:54] <+An> i like em shot and handsome;)?
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:02] <@DJ-FiXato> shot?
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:04] <+jeroen> i siad a joke
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:04] <@DJ-FiXato> that's harsh ;p
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:10] <+An> lol
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:14] <+An>
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:24] <@DJ-FiXato> so, you are a necrofiliac An?
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:27] <+An> i bette not type anymore
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:30] <@DJ-FiXato> necrofiliAn ;p
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:33] <+An> oh yea
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:41] <+jeroen> oh no
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:54] <+An> dead bodys, chains and cuffs
[2005-12-22 - 23:38:58] <+An> and candles

[2006-01-18 - 00:26:20] <Zera> doc said rinta wasn't supposed to be a op
[2006-01-18 - 00:27:36] <Zera> me and him are better friends
[2006-01-18 - 00:27:39] <Zera> we go wayyyy back
[2006-01-18 - 00:27:39] <Hoshi> Rin'ta isn't. Xevi-kun is.
[2006-01-18 - 00:27:39] <FiXato> mommy, mommy, peter said I can't play with him and his friends
[2006-01-18 - 00:27:48] <FiXato> wwweeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh
[2006-01-18 - 00:27:58] <Hoshi> XD
[2006-01-18 - 00:28:16] <FiXato> waaaay back? lemme guess... 10 years ago when you were still in diapers, he babysitted you?
[2006-01-18 - 00:28:24] <Hoshi> XD
[2006-01-18 - 00:28:28] <Match> PWN'D!

[2006-01-25 - 16:14:44] <@ArchAngel`Sage> Yo FiX?
[2006-01-25 - 16:14:52] *** ArchAngel`Sage [voices] FiXato.
[2006-01-25 - 16:15:46] <@ArchAngel`Sage> Fi-Fi-Fi-FiXato!
[2006-01-25 - 16:17:01] <+FiXato> ?
[2006-01-25 - 16:17:24] * @ArchAngel`Sage is at school.
[2006-01-25 - 16:17:38] <@ArchAngel`Sage> Wanted to see what's up?
[2006-01-25 - 16:18:53] <@ArchAngel`Sage> Typing class sucks.
[2006-01-25 - 16:19:39] <@ArchAngel`Sage> Already know how tot ype anyways.
[2006-01-25 - 16:19:40] <@ArchAngel`Sage> type*
[2006-01-25 - 16:23:16] <+FiXato> you do?
[2006-01-25 - 16:23:16] <@ArchAngel`Sage> lalala
[2006-01-25 - 16:23:20] * +FiXato feels like bashing
[2006-01-25 - 16:23:22] <@ArchAngel`Sage> Oh shut up. XD

[2006-03-16 - 00:05:28] * @FiXato jumps on the table and strips
[2006-03-16 - 00:05:36] <@Siiw> O_O
[2006-03-16 - 00:05:37] * @FiXato jumps on the table and strips a cable
[2006-03-16 - 00:05:39] <@aQua> cool!
[2006-03-16 - 00:05:42] <@aQua> oh
[2006-03-16 - 00:05:44] <@Siiw> lol!
[2006-03-16 - 00:05:45] <@aQua>
[2006-03-16 - 00:05:54] <@FiXato> ya gotta hate enter ;p
[2006-03-16 - 00:06:07] * @aQua jumps on the table and strips
[2006-03-16 - 00:06:08] <+Riggzy> lol
[2006-03-16 - 00:06:28] * @aQua throws his skirt at FiXato
[2006-03-16 - 00:06:32] <@aQua> *SHIRT!!

And some (Dutch-reading) people who've been in #lounge for quite some years now, might appreciate this one:

[14:41:04] <+liefheksje> ja al neemt de leugen die lift en de waarheid de trap de leugen is eerder maar de waarheid komt eraan

[2005-04-10 - 04:26:34] <+Estok> what do you call those plants when you walk near them their spiky seeds stick to your socks?
[2005-04-10 - 04:26:53] <@fear> annoying

[2004-12-11 - 02:39:19] <fear> tis ok
[2004-12-11 - 02:40:24] <FiXato> you know fear, in Dutch we also use that abbreviation 'tis'
[2004-12-11 - 02:41:27] <fear> lol
[2004-12-11 - 02:41:35] <fear> i don't know where it comes from
[2004-12-11 - 02:41:39] <fear> i just like to use it
[2004-12-11 - 02:41:39] <fear> lol
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:29] <lesley> pirates?
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:34] <FiXato> tis = het is = it is
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:40] <fenoderee> I use "tits" too
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:41] <fenoderee> hahahahaha
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:44] <FiXato> lol feno
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:45] <fenoderee> I meant "tis"
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:49] <fear> haha
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:53] <fear> ok ...
[2004-12-11 - 02:42:58] <fenoderee> worst.typo.ever.

[2005-12-03 - 02:07:21] <guest154541> ur a men or man
[2005-12-03 - 02:08:04] <@FiXato> a man or a men? so you are asking if he is singular or plural?

*** INFINITI (~RAV3LORD@Chat4all-420DFFCF.asm.bellsouth.net) [enters] #Lounge.
* INFINITI sets mode: +o INFINITI
<INFINITI> - Laughing Out Loud -
<Chimp> ...
<INFINITI> ???
<Chimp> it would have been funnier if it was the same color
<INFINITI> hmmm
-> *botserv* act #Lounge sets mode +b *@Chat4all-420DFFCF.asm.bellsouth.net
* @WatchdoG sets mode +b *@Chat4all-420DFFCF.asm.bellsouth.net
<INFINITI> WatchdoG 4 what?
*** INFINITI (~RAV3LORD@Chat4all-420DFFCF.asm.bellsouth.net) [leaves] #Lounge.
*** INFINITI (~RAV3LORD@Chat4all-420DFFCF.asm.bellsouth.net) [enters] #Lounge.
<INFINITI> hm...
<INFINITI> u scared me dude
<@FiXato-AFK> Oo.ohw My Gawd! .. you fell for your own joke...
<@FiXato-AFK> sad...
<INFINITI> i thout u really did
<INFINITI> yahh he is op
<INFINITI> but i m not
<INFINITI> soo
<INFINITI> i thout he really did lol
<Chimp> lol
<@FiXato-AFK> this is sooo going to be bashed..

[2005-07-12 - 16:50:18] <bloody> sattan is arived
[2005-07-12 - 16:50:25] <bloody> ik ben sattan
[2005-07-12 - 16:50:42] <bloody> he dirl
[2005-07-12 - 16:50:55] <bloody> zin om te chaten
[2005-07-12 - 16:51:07] *** ix_heavy_xi (ix_heavy_x@No-IP-A5917CA8.dyn.optonline.net) [verlaat] #lounge.
[2005-07-12 - 16:52:33] <bloody> ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
[2005-07-12 - 16:56:49] * @WatchdoG dacht altijd dat satan met maar 1 't' was
[2005-07-12 - 16:58:01] <%Foxman> lol.
[2005-07-12 - 16:58:25] *** bloody (bloody@No-IP-9D3FC197.cust.tele2.nl) [verlaat] #lounge.
[2005-07-12 - 16:58:29] *** bloody (bloody@No-IP-9D3FC197.cust.tele2.nl) [komt binnen] in #lounge.
[2005-07-12 - 17:00:48] * @God kijkt in 't rond 1,0('-' )(._. )( ._.)( '-')
[2005-07-12 - 17:00:53] *** bloody (bloody@No-IP-9D3FC197.cust.tele2.nl) 4[komt binnen] in #lounge.
[2005-07-12 - 17:00:59] <@God> ik dacht dat mijn gevallen engel hier was?
[2005-07-12 - 17:00:59] <bloody> y am sattan
[2005-07-12 - 17:01:51] <bloody> he god ik dood je
[2005-07-12 - 17:02:00] <%Foxman> nou nou
[2005-07-12 - 17:02:19] *** bloody heeft IRC verlaten. ([irc.chat4all.org] Local kill by God (Do not defy me!))

and a translation of the above one:

<bloody> sattan has arived
<bloody> I am sattan
<bloody> he dirl
<bloody> wanna chat?
<bloody> ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
* @WatchdoG always thought satan was just with 1 't'
<%Foxman> lol.
* FiXato changes nickname to God
* @God looks around ('-' )(._. )( ._.)( '-')
<@God> I thought my fallen angel was just here?
<bloody> y am sattan
<bloody> hey god I kill you
<%Foxman> well well
*** bloody has left IRC. ([irc.network] Local kill by God (Do not defy me!))

[Foxman]

[180708|19:08:25] <LOVE> mariska
[180708|19:10:09] <LOVE> i love mariska
[180708|19:10:29] <LOVE> (L)
[180708|19:10:51] <LOVE> rc
[180708|19:10:58] <LOVE> saya
[180708|19:20:15] <LOVE> plz i love pariah
[180708|19:24:18] <&Foxman> do you LOVE me to?
[180708|19:51:55] <LOVE> no i love only girls
[180708|19:52:01] * LOVE (~LOVE@Chat4all-740765C.link.net.pk) Quit (Quit: Chat4all.org IRC Applet)
[180708|19:53:01] <&Foxman> lol.

Do you hear that Pariah? He called you a girl
Hehe...

[pariah]

some typo's are brilliant

{02:09:2008:01:56} <+cee> we have a lot of specialty bars vodka house and martini palace u name it
{02:09:2008:01:56} <Benm_> smoking ban for bars
{02:09:2008:01:56} <+cee> sports bras galore here
{02:09:2008:01:57} <+cee> some not all but its coming
{02:09:2008:01:57} <+gibbc> o ya in ontario we got that to but here there is some bars that got smoking rooms
{02:09:2008:01:57} <+cee> right gibbc
{02:09:2008:01:57} <Benm_> yeah, they can build those here too
{02:09:2008:01:57} <%pariah> sports bras ???, still if it holds beer i guess its ok
{02:09:2008:01:57} <Benm_> the ban is from july 1st though
{02:09:2008:01:57} <Benm_> so still a lot under construction
{02:09:2008:01:58} <+cee> pariah you watch the games room for golf football whatever
{02:09:2008:01:58} <+cee> you choose a room
{02:09:2008:01:58} <+cee> that interest u
{02:09:2008:01:58} <%pariah> i was just taking the micky out your typo lololol
{02:09:2008:01:58} <+gibbc> lol
{02:09:2008:01:59} <+cee> sports bras!! i just caught that pariah u r sooooooooooo bad
{02:09:2008:01:59} <+cee> lol
{02:09:2008:01:59} <Benm_> hehe
{02:09:2008:01:59} <%pariah> i know
{02:09:2008:01:59} <Benm_> we have bars without bras here
{02:09:2008:01:59} <+gibbc> lol ha ha
{02:09:2008:01:59} <+cee>
{02:09:2008:01:59} <Benm_> as long as it lasts
{02:09:2008:01:59} <+cee> some bras hold more thn others
{02:09:2008:01:59} <+cee> than
{02:09:2008:02:00} <+cee> some  cup some a keg lol
{02:09:2008:02:00} <%pariah> it aint often you get a typo as funny as that tho
{02:09:2008:02:00} <+gibbc> yes they do and some do not hold anything
{02:09:2008:02:00} <+cee> lol